Pizza Guy knows how to Count

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"Hi"

"You know, I've never seen you call this much"

"Haha, Maura"

"So...how're you?"

"I'm doing fine, I guess. I miss you"

"I know, I miss you too. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever"

"It's been two weeks, three days, and nine hours"

"Lol"

"I've been counting"

"I can see that"

"It wasn't that hard, really. I just had to add--"

"Stop, Greg!"

".....what?" 

"It's summer, please don't mention math"

"Oh, sorry"

"I didn't even know you can count"

"Um....excuse me?!? Greg Harrow can count"

"Of course he can"

"I can feel the sarcasm in your--"

---Maura has hung up---

"Well. At least he can count."


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