Ford: why do I have to do this? Me: bcuz I said so Ford: fine... *walks out onto the stage in a princess dress and a tiara on* Me: thx fo da tiara Melanie Melanie: no problem... Actually never mind there is a problem... Me: what is it? Melanie: Cookie superglued it to his head... Me: oh... Oh it's starting!!! Ford: Hello, darlings I am Princess Unatainabelle, or Princess Ford, you can call me whatever you prefer... *starts waving the script in the air* WHO EVEN WROTE THIS!!! Me: I did... Ford: *face palm* of course you did... Me: KEEP READING!!! Ford: ok fine... Now, darlings I came here to tell you all about my magical princess tiaras!!! Now luvies here's a picture
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Ford: now the lovely ladies at that table over there are selling them for the extremely low price of $5 bajillion!!! Thank you for your time luvies!!! *pulls out an actual wand, from Rose, who's sitting at the table, and shoots candy from it*
