dear clary,

january 6th

I wish I had a pretty name like yours, then I would never face the ordeal of having people make shitty nicknames for me, like 'clovie dick' because apparently it rhymes with 'moby' and I'm a dick.

The whole class thought this was hilarious but honestly, it didn't amuse me one bit. I had a paper ball thrown at me too, like I thought that happened in films but I guess not.

I don't know why but I put the paper ball inside my bag. It's on the desk in front of me as I'm writing this and I've just been staring at it, haven't opened it yet.