[ lenny face x reader ]
I need serious help. Why am I making this!?
Anyways it's kind of a oneshot so as you request scenarios i'll write chappies for em'
You set your phone down on your nightstand: ready for bed. Once you layed down and got comfy you heard your phone make a 'ping~!' noise. You swore you turned off the noise for notifications. You checked your phone anyways. It was a text message! From... Deg Deg? Who the f**k is Deg Deg!? Instead of ignoring the text like a reasonable human being you opened the text out of curiosity.
<[ hey bootyful ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]
⠂⠂⠂ [ uhh hello creep |
You deleted that. You wanted to be polite considering this could be a friend of yours or that person is into memes too much.
[ hello. ]>
<[ wanna hang out sometime (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞]
⠂⠂⠂[ f**k n|
You paused and took a deep breath to calm down and deleted what you were going to send. You retried.
[No thank you. Who is this?]>
<[I'm Lenny you can call me daddy thoughლ( ͠° ͜ʖ °ლ)]
[ yeah I can tell you're 'lenny'. No way in hell i'll call you 'daddy']>
<[ no wait I really am lenny (ළ ʖ̯ළ) ]
[yeah sure whatever now i'm blocking you]>
B l o c k e d
You turned off your phone, sighed in annoyance, yawned and layed down. It's not worth staying up because of that troll. You snuggled into your covers and went to bed.
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