When someone asks about your favourite anime and after they see you passionately and whole heartedly talk about it say something like:
Person: It sounds stupid/childish/boring/ugly/any other negative adjective.
You, on the outside: Oh? *awkward smile*
You, on the inside: *sirens violently screeching in the background*
*red lights flashing in the dimmed space continuously*
*mini yous running around in panic*
*mini you boss, getting a mic*
Mini You Boss: ALRIGHT EVERYONE, THIS A REAL EMERGENCY!! THIS IS NOT A TEST!! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST!! THE BITCH JUST INSULTED [FAVOURITE ANIME] !!
Random Mini You: WHAT SHOULD WE DOOOOOO ???!!!
It wailed in despair.
Mini You Boss: I cannot believe we are doing this, but .... *lifting head with a solemn, determined look* RELEASE THE INNER YANDERE, LEVEL TEN !!
Horrified screams and gasps resonated through the red lit chamber.
Mini You Boss: *smirking psychopathically* now let's watch her crash and burn MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Life Of An Otaku
RandomThis book is just here to describe and over dramatise the moments I go through as a self proclaimed otaku. I repeat, THIS BOOK IS OVER DRAMATISED AND IT'S JUST FOR THE SAKE OF COMEDY. And mostly for my own entertainment. Warning: might contain mil...
