I waited for about 8 minutes until I got a notification that my uber was here. I grabbed my fake Gucci purse that my mother got me for Hanukkah off of eBay. I walked out of my hotel room and walked to the lobby. I went through the spinning doors a few times and then I actually left the hotel. I saw a black car and I walked to it. I said "Are you my uber driver?" The driver looked over to me lowered his sunglasses and opened the door. I saw soda so I got into the car. I told him where I wanted to go and he put it into his iPhone 3GS maps. What a loser. He still has an iPhone 3GS. I took my earbuds out of my Gucci purse and looked for a song. I came across "Selfie" by Mark Thomas. it was my jammmmm. Once we were where Ricegum was, he opened the door for me. He must have seen my phone and what I was listening to and he asked to take a selfie with me. I said yes of course. I haven't posted an insta pic in like 23 minutes.
