Aries-fruckin tank. LETS BLOW SHIT UP
Taurus-what ever they were eating
Gemini-hair drier
Cancer-pillow full of rocks
Leo-a mirror so you can be shamed by his awesomeness
Virgo-probably her vocabulary tbh
Libra-all her followers, so you might wanna run...
Scorpio-don't ask they could probably kill you with a marshmallow if they wanted.
Sagittarius-possibly a pineapple
Capricorn-was smart enough not to get in this situation to begin with
Aquarius-aliens, magic beans, what ever is on hand
Pisces-tickle feather
