Red Checkered Under Pants

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My name is Matt, and I am normal. Honestly, I'm the very definition of it. I am 18. I play soccer at a public high school. I'm not the best kid on the team, but I could be worse. Girls don't hate me. They don't really love me, either. I have two best friends, Brendan and Chase. I have straight B's. I have a little brother. I hate musical theater. My mom's a nurse, my dad manages a local restaurant. I have a golden retriever named Peanut. I do homework, most of the time. I don't have Channing Tatum's jaw line, but I'm not asshole ugly. I play Xbox. I curse, but not in front of my mother. I sweat during gym class. I don't stand out. I'm textbook normal. Then why the fuck am I sitting on the edge of Cash Ryder's bed in only a pair of red checkered boxers? Well damn, I'm about to tell you.

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Thank you for stumbling upon my work! Before you read I have a quick disclaimer: yes, I edit all my chapters but yes, I am human and I make mistakes. My first and foremost priority is to get my writing to you and get it to you quickly, so I apologize if everything isn't perfect (grammatically speaking).  Other than that, enjoy!

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