From: wenjunhui@xxx.com
To: xiutaimin@xxx.com
Subject: Apologies To The Princess
Xiu Taimin, the dearest princess of China. My beloved Taimin, empress of east Asia, the bold and beautiful warrior queen.
A queen in all of her might, who is incredibly fucking stupid for putting her real name on her email and telling a stranger.
Xiu Taimin, a bold and expressionistic woman who is currently getting on my fucking nerves. How adorable.
You want an apology?
My dearest queen, your highness, she who lights the heavens.
Would you do me, an insignificant peasant, the dirt on the bottom of your priceless and holier-than-thou shoes, the absolute honour of forgiving me for my rudeness?
Would you grant this ungrateful peasant your friendship and make me the cliche male lead in this overdone romance to be?
I await your answer, dear queen.
P.S. I hope the sarcasm was evident. Let's be friends, yeah? Snarky bitch, you are. ❣
xox, Junhui~
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Fanfictionin which a girl means to send a personal message to her best friend and makes a spelling error in the recipient's email, resulting in an unlikely relationship
