Aries: FUCK THIS ISN'T FAIR
Taurus: Shit, I haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini: Sleep through it
Cancer: Won't stop SCREAMING
Leo: BUT I'M NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo: Why is it happening today? My hair looks so great fml (FML means F*ck my life)
Libra: Vlogging as it happens
Scorpio: Finally
Sagittarius: There's so much more stupid sh*t I wanted to do, Aw man!
Capricorn: Spending their last minutes eating
Aquarius: Haha bitches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now die...slowly....painfully.
Pisces: Can't even hear it going on because listening to music on max
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomThis little book is just basically about the Zodiac signs and how they react to stuff, most to least likely to do something, or just plain random stuff. Some of these are from tumblr, Instagram, etc and some are my own work. Anyways Enjoy!