Homer: "Thank God it's Friday."
Lenny: "Thursday."
Homer: "Same Thing! See ya monday !"
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Police Chief: Your children need to be supervised.
Marge: If you take me away then who's gonna watch my kids ?
Police Chief: You should've thought of that before we showed up unannounced.
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"Wow, I really am the richest man in town, not rich in money, but in what really matters: pity."
-Homer Simpson
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"There's no greater crime than half-assed parenting."
- Kurt Van Houten
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"Don't try anything new son. I could've married a woman that didn't look exactly like me. But that would've been crazy !"
- Kurt Van Houten
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"Anybody else wanna a taste of blue thunder ?"
- Marge Simpson
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Lisa: "Dad! Dad! You're eating a teddy bear !"
Homer: "That's my stomach's problem."
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"Flanders is great, I've always said that."
- Homer Simpson
- The Simpsons, Season 27, Episode 22, Orange Is The New Yellow
