"Sure, for Marge, I will make the supreme sacrifice of not doing something."
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"Hey buddy, I didn't start doing this yesterday ! I started doing it right now !"
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"I promise, and you have to promise to preserve another endangered species: my marriage."
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"Oh ! For the first time, a snake has ruined paradise !"
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"Man ! Look at those gargoyles, that's from back when religion still knew how to scare the crap out of ya !"
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"Plastered in Paris, there is no better feeling."
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"Well I guess this is the point that comes in every vacation where I say: RUN! RUN!"
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"I just wanna say that before we came our family was falling apart like your European union, but just a few days in your beautiful country and now we're better than ever."
- Homer Simpson, Season 27, Episode 20, To Courier With Love
