Season 27, Episode 21, Simprovised :
"It's okay, it's okay, everyone is terrified of public speaking. But just in case, I'll defrost a failure ham."
- Marge Simspon
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Smithers after Burns finishes his speech: "Haha funny, and Handsome. And I hear he's loaded."
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"This is the best kind of comedy, no writers."
- Marge Simpson
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"Don't you get it? The secret to life has been right in front of you all along: Don't be yourself !"
- Homer Simpson
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Lovejoy's bible puppet: "Hey reverend, why didn't the dinosaurs make it on Noah's ark?"
Lovejoy: "Oh I give up."
Lovejoy's bible puppet: "Because they didn't exist !"
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"Desperate times call for desperate measures, i'm getting a helium balloon! That makes anyone funny ! Be right back !"
- Lisa Simpson
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Moe: "Who's Del Close ?"
Homer: "Only the author of the best book I intend to read some day."
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"Hello, I gathered you here because I have an important announcement: this is the last episode of The Simpsons. It's been a great run- Just Kidding ! The Simpsons will never end ! Now I've told you two lies !"
- Homer Simpson
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"I drive a hybrid, which is a combination of old and terrible."
- Homer Simpson
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"It only lasted three minutes like eating cheeseburgers and making love."
- Homer Simpson
