IKEA X READER

Meeting Ikea

You walk to the house that the Nordic 5 share. You were supposed to help Sweden go shopping since Finland was away on a business trip. You walk up to the door and knock.

Your POV

I see Sweden open the door and look down at me, Hi Sweden are you ready to go. "Hn" okay let's get going. You hop into the car and wait for Sweden to get in. Ok sve where are off to "IKEA" *he say's with a gleam in his eye's*

~time skip brought to you by Norway rubbing butter all over himself hnn~

You ask Sweden for directions since you had never been to IKEA of course he glared at you but then told you how to get there.

Your POV

Oh my Norway's big brother fetish, what is this beautiful angle sent from heaven you said as you blush as red as...an...fork...????

"This.is.IKEA." *insert Spartan kick*

You go and lick everything in IKEA as people look at you with horrified faces because you are tainting there beautiful IKEA and Sweden get's angry at you and yells at IKEA for cheating on him then cry's and runs home. You hear a onhonhonhon in the distance and can feel the rape face.

~timeskip of you going to jail because  someone called security on you and going to court~

"I sentence you too 5-" WAITTTTTT!!!!
*EVERY ONE TURNS AND GASPUES*

IKEA POV

I loved what she did to me it made me feel alive again please let me be with her *cry's* "WHYYY I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME IKEA" *says Sweden* eww Sweden you are my father you got some England usuk problems bruh I should hang out with america now.     ( Lol I still ship usuk ) ...ANYWAYS DONT LOCK HER UP I LOVE HER.

Your POV

Ohhh IKEA I love you too we will always be together my love.

You kiss IKEA and everyone except Sweden claps and you live happily ever after with IKEA

End~

Danke Danke I know it's awesome..Lol nope but I now have something to be ashamed of and something to cringe aboot so....yeah...and yes I said aboot gotta problem eh you hoser...ok Lol I'm done bye

A/n from 5 years later: why would you people let me post something like this 💀 I'm so sorry to everyone who has ever read this. Middle school me must have been on drugs. I've edited a part of it because of bad wording on my part and I apologize to those who have seen the unedited version 😭 thanks for reading.