A Desirable Female (ADOPTED)

Chapter Three

Min: Hey
Kit: DEMON DOLL!!!!!!
Min: I think it's cute but whatever...WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING. THE ONLY OC'S WE OWN ARE THE ONES NOT PART OF NARU'S FAMILY...

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"Mou, Kyuu-sensei" Tamo whined, Kyuubi gave another sigh, he'd finally managed to shut the brawlers up for the night and now Tamo wanted something too, he just wanted to sleep GODDAMMIT!

"Nani!" He barked out.

"I can't sleep." Kyuubi sighed again and rolled over to face the , he raised an eyebrow at her saying 'so, what do you want me to do about it?' Tamo understanding the kitsune's use of body language continued with his request "So could you tell me a bedtime story?" Kyuubi's eyes widened slightly at that. He the great Kyuubi was being asked for a bedtime story! What the hell could he make up to get him to go to sleep, he wouldn't exactly go to sleep with stories of blood lust, wars and death. Such a pity, it was his forte after all.

"I don't know any stories for ya, sorry kit, you'll have to suffer with temporary insomnia." Kyuubi was so caring, sympathy just rolled off him in waves. Che, As If. But Kyuubi's beloved sleep would not come to him so easily, before his head even hit the pillow Tamo opened his mouth again.

"Mou, Kyuu-sensei!"

"Nani..."he growled out.

"Why didn't kaa-sama want us to go to Konoha?"

"Memories."

"Nani?" The others said, including the other two sensais. Kyuubi rolled his eyes, he just had to say memories didn't he, he knew for a fact the kits knew up to nothing about their parents pasts before Akatsuki, The twins would be to intrigued to let the subject drop now. Hm, maybe he could kill two humans with one stone Naru's past would make a great bedtime story.

"Ya know what kit? I've got a bedtime story for you after all. It's a tale of horror, angst, tragedy, comedy and romance."

"Sugoi!" Yep, he had Tamo attention, hook, line and sinker. The kitsune inwardly smirked, Konoha wouldn't know what had hit them once he was through with this story, messing with his vessel would cost them a price, the Tsuki six and Naru were blatant proof of what Konoha had lost out on. Not to mention a certain duck-butted Uchiha.

"Sounds awesome!"

"Ne, Kyuubi-sensei, how come you never told me it!"

"Shut-up Ama! your disturbing the mood!"

"Shut-up yourself teme!" And apparently he had the attention of the others as well.

"Once upon a time there lived a ferocious demon, who was feared by all other tailed demons. The demon was called the Great Kyuubi No Kitsune, the Nine Tailed Fox. One day Kyuubi grew pissed off with a certain shinobi village in the Land Of Fire, the village was called Konoha, the silly little ninjas had been leaving their lights on and partying constantly in celebration of something to do with their Hokage, the poor Kyuubi wasn't getting any sleep because of their loudness, so one day he decided to go talk to the village, but the village was evil and cruel and instantly sent out their best ninja to capture the Kyuubi for they wanted to harness the awesome power it held. A great battle ensued, until finally the Yondaime Hokage confronted the Kyuubi, he had found a way to harness Kyuubi's power and turn it into a weapon for the village. The Hokage sealed the Great Kyuubi into a newborn baby, your mother." Kyuubi inwardly snickered, okay so he tweaked the story in favour of his actions, the kids would still hate Konoha anyway. "As your mother grew the villagers would treat her despicably seeing her as only a weapon and nothing more than a demon, she was often beaten and insulted, the village treated their traitors and murderers better then they treated her. But none treated her worse than your mothers first love, your father's younger brother, and in my opinion a gay ass twat who ran off to a paedophile snake, one Uchiha Sasuke..."