Avengers Chatroom For The Soul

Squad lmao

Thorsday: what type of midgardian technology is this?

Natfashion Romanonandoff: it's kik lmao I hacked into the phone Jane gave you.

Thorsday: oh well then. Hello who are you Nafashion?

Nafashion Romanonandoff: bro lmao it's nat

St.Nick: "Thorsday"? Really?

Brute Spanner: c'mon fury the day is named after him.

Brony Dank: yo science bro are you home

Brute spanner: science bro no y lmao

Brony Dank: cause you might need to come on over.

Samuel Purewillson: Ooh shit mate Fury be like "NO PUNS IN MY LOBBY"

Buckeroo Barney: Sam that was terrible kill yourself.

MotherHawk: Yoyo Bucky calm your tits.

Buckeroo Barney: -_-'

Samuel Purewillson: actually stab me with a pen shit mate bucky those faces. wow so internet.

Buckeroo Barney: Sam shut up.

Nafashion Romanonandoff: omg you guys stop pls no

Catman: Buck dont make me scratch you.

Buckeroo Barney: Try me you pussy.

Brony Dank: Where's our neighbourhood friendly senior citizen?

Catman: u wot

MotherHawk: idk he probably forgot how to use touch screen cell phones.

Samuel Purewillson: I'm done fuck you buck see ya

Nafashion: Probs

Buckeroo Barney: Bye Bitch. :)

MotherHawk: okay my wife's awake and sHE'S PREGGO NOW SHE SCREAMING WHAT U WANT. I KNO UR WATER AND BROKE WOMAN WHAT.

Catman: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Brony Dank: y

Buckeroo Barney: bitch i am the winter solider.

Three days Later

Steve Snoggers: Hello guys! I have worked out how to use a touch screen cell phone.

Steve Snoggers is typing

Steve Snoggers: Guys?

Brony Dank: stEVE GO TO SLEEP IS 2AM YOU ACTUAL FUCK.