The Random Fandom Book

FRUK VS USUK

me: *gallantly stares at america and england* OK hands up. Who got england pregnant????

America: uhh

France: well i-uh ..... D-dont -k-know I mean it could be anyone

Me: *sighs* oh well, Arthur who banged you last ???

England: *points at Francis* he did

Me: *glares at france* you have something to tell us Francis???

France: *gulps* I'm screwed