On Set | M. Daddario |

24; IDIOT

Texts between Matt and Sam

Sam: so you're helping your sister?

Matt: um who is this?

Sam: I'm Sam, who the hell are you?

Matt: I'm Matt's girlfriend
Matt: please don't text him again
Matt: it makes both of us really uncomfortable

Sam: lmao
Sam: k
SENT AT 4:36pm

Matt: shit Sam
Matt: what she said isn't true
READ AT 5:03pm

Matt: Sam please
Matt: I swear, I was with Alex earlier but she didn't need my help anymore so I went home to get some stuff
Matt: and Courtney was there waiting for me
Matt: I didn't know she'd be there honestly
READ AT 5:07pm

Matt: please don't leave me on read
READ AT 5:09pm

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Instagram

@SamJones: single mamma on the move. I am about ready to pop #ICannotWait #Only3MoreMonths

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Groupchat: Assembling Avengers!

Capsicle: how did he fuck up now?
Capsicle: I am about ready to fucking kill this kid

Wiener Soldier: same

Flash Upgrade: same

Itty Bitty Baby (tom): same

iRonMan: same

Spider Lady: same

King Kitty: same

Katniss Ripoff: same

Tic Tac: same

Scarlet Bitch: I am just so close to not letting him see his kids
Scarlet Bitch: you were right Chris
Scarlet Bitch: he was hanging out with his girlfriend rather than helping me
Scarlet Bitch: but it's whatever
Scarlet Bitch: I literally cannot be bothered to fight with him about it

Wiener Soldier: fuck it
Wiener Soldier: I'm coming over so that if he turns up I can punch him in the face

Capsicle: me too

Flash Upgrade: count me in

Scarlet Bitch: you guys know where the key is yeah?
Scarlet Bitch: bc I actually can't get off of the couch 😂👏🏼

Katniss Ripoff: idiot