BTS TEXTS

#7

You: What happened ??!!!!??!!

DanceProdigy: I'm such an idiot...

You: WHAT HAPPENED ??!!!!!?!?!?

DanceProdigy: I got your house robbed....I accidently left your door open when I went to the store....I know you entrusted your house to me but....

You: DONT FVCK WITH ME KIM NAMJOON IF THIS IS FVCKIN REAL I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA KILL YOU !!!!!?!!??!?!!!!

DanceProdigy: I'm so sorry, y/n.....

You: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CARELESSS ?!!!!! THAT WAS MY HOUSEEEE !!?????!!!!!! KIM NAMJOOOOONNNNN ?!!?!!!!!!!???? I TRUSTED YOU ?!!??!!!!?? (T^T)

You: HOW COULD YOUUUU ?!!!!! THATS MY FVCKIN HOUSEEEEE ?!!!!! (T^^^^T)

DanceProdigy: Pfft ! Hahahahahahaha !!!! I got you !!! XD

You: What...?

DanceProdigy: Do you think I'm that stupid ?! Pwahahahahaha !!! You cried didn't you ?! Hahahahahaha !!!! Good thing, I only broke your fav headphones ! Hahahahahaha !!!

You: I swear to god, my heart almost stopped !!!! You freakin shit !!!

DanceProdigy: Hahahahaha !!! You got trolled !!!! Hahahaha !!!

You: Hahahahahaha !!! At least my house is safe, right ?

DanceProdigy: Yeaahh !!! It's all safe !!!

You: Wait.....

You: YOU WHAT ?!!!

You: KIM NAMJOONNNNNNN ?!!?????!!!?!!??!!!???

|Park Jimin|

SmolJimin: Y/N (T^T)

You: What's wrong ?

SmolJimin: IM SORRY (T^^^^T)

You: What ? What happened ?!

SmolJimin: I BROKE YOUR FAV FIGURINE ("T^^^^^^T)

SmolJimin: I BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE !!!! IM SORRY !!!!!! (T^^^^^T)

You: YOU PIECE OF SHIT

SmolJimin: IM IN THE MALL NOW (T^T) IM SORRY I'LL BUY IT AGAIN (T^^^^T)

You: You better be, Park Jimin !!!!!!!

SmolJimin: Sorry....

|Kim Taehyung|

You: KIM TAEHYUNG

You: WHY IS MY FAVORITE GLASSES GONE

You: WHAT ARE THESE CARDBOARD MADE GLASSES

You: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GLASSES

Thatweirdkid: What are you talking about ? It's there ! It's black rimmed,right ?

You: ARE YOU FVCKIN KIDDING ME ?!??!??!??!???!!!??!!??

Thatweirdkid: It's there !!! Y/n, look at it clearly !!!

You: THE ONLY ONE HERE IS THAT CARDBOARD MADE GLASSES ?!!?!!?!!?!!??!!!!!!!

Thatweirdkid: Isn't that it ?

You: YOU FVCKIN PIECE OF SHIT

Thatweirdkid: IM SORRY (T^^^T)

Thatweirdkid: I thought you wouldn't notice :(

Thatweirdkid: Sorry, y/n-ah.

You: ARE YOU JOKING WITH ME ?!!!!!???!?? WHO THE HELL WOULD REPLACE A REAL GLASSES WITH A CARDBOARD MADE ?!!! AND SAY I WOULDN'T NOTICE ?!!?!??!???!?!!?!!

Thatweirdkid: Umm....me..?

You: PREPARE TO GO TO HELL, KIM TAEHYUNG

|Jeon Jungkook|

*Auto corrects again XD lols*

Johncook: Y/n, after hearing what I will say, promise me you won't kill me...

You: wHat ThE HecK HapPeneD

Johncook: Promise me first

You: NO WAY !!! NOT UNTIL YOU TELL ME !!!!

Johncook: Im sorry....

You: JEON JUNGKOOK

Johncook: IM SOORRRRYYYY

You: WHAT IS IT ?!??!?!!?!???!!!!??

Johncook: Me and Taehyungie-hyung are playing around and we went to your room and....

You: AND ?!??!!!!???

Johncook: Stepped on your ipad.....

You: YOU MUDAFUKIN KIDS !!!!??!!??!!!!!!???!

Johncook: I'm so sorry....

Johncook: We'll buy you a new one....

Johncook: Please dont hate me........

Johncook: Im really sorry....I wont come to your room again.....forgive me, y/n-ah.....

Johncook: Y/n ????

Johncook: :( :( :(

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