Duff

Chapter One

YUP the day of the party whoop yea no I'm not even gonna lie to you peoples I didn't really wanna go but my wonderful friends

Note the sarcasm

Made me go

Well jokes on them I'm not gonna even try to look good

They told me to change but I didn't

We arrived at Missys party And everyone is drinking and the music is loud

"Hey Maya I'm gonna go"

Says riley and she disappears

But at least remember her outfit

So I'll find her later

As for Sarah

She's already gone no hope there

So I just head to the drink station

Everything here is mostly alcohol not that I'm surprised

Oh There's some Frito's YUM

"Oh look there's my favorite duff"

I hear someone say behind me I turned around and saw the only douche I know

"A What "

I say to Lucas

"A duff come on you don't know what a duff is?"

I shake my head I mean I literally said I didn't know what it was

"No I don't know what a 'duff' is and why am I that"

I swear boys are so stupid its sad

"A duff Designated ugly fat friend duh"

Ouch that hurt

Wait I'm ugly

And fat

"WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME THAT"

"OH comn M you don't have to be fat or ugly to be a duff in every group of friends there's a duff and you happen to be it in your group"

I open my mouth shocked

"What is this Duff supposed to do anyways"

I was really starting to get pissed but I had to know

"The duff is what makes everyone else in the group look datable and since your with the schools most wanted beauty's because your with them makes every guy with a penis want them more"

I felt I tear go down my eyebbit because it's dark no one can see

"Fuck you Lucas"

Right after that I take a cup of beer and splash it all over him

Everyone stops and stares

And I walk away

Screw him

I'm not the duff

He's just messing with me

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Im in my room or as I like to call it my habitat

I look at old photos of me and the girls

OMFG

He's right

I am and was and always will be the duff

No

I turn off my laptop and lay in bed

I'm so stupid they were probably only my friends so I can make them look hotter

Well jokes on them because this duff is going solo

Suck that

Hey now I know its short but idk I guess I got lazy whatever how was it?