Stupid things

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Boy:SHUTUP

Girl:I don't SHUTUP I grow up and when I look at you I throw up

Boy:so what...

Girl: *throws up*

Twinkle twinkle little star

I want to hit you with a car

Push you off a tree so high

Hope you break your neck and die

And if I don't succeed

I won't stop until you bleed

Popular kid: I don't like you

Lame kid: good because I don't wake up everyday to impress you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

He is for me

Not for you

If by chance

You take my place

I'll take my fist

And smash your face

I hope that you

Understand

In other words

Don't you ever ask him

Another question again

Got it

Sweet as sugar

Hard as ice

Hurt me once

I'll kill you twice

A B C D E F G

gummy bears are chasing me

One is red one is blue

One is peeing on my shoe

Now I'm running for my life

Cause the red one got a knife

Sticks and stones may break my bones but boys will break my heart and my bestfriend will hit him with a bat

hey you

Yeah you

No not you

The other guy

Yes you right there

Do you like tacos?

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Girl: we are best friends, right

Boy: yeah of course

Girl: well be honest who do you like?

Boy: I don't like someone I love someone

Girl:who is she I wanna meet her.. Call her

Boy:ok

Girl:oh one second my phone is ringing *answers phone* hello

Boy: I love you

Sally: no one is perfect

Josh: wait....wait I'm perfect

Sally:Nobody is perfect

Josh:stop lying

Andrea: *asks josh* who says your not perfect

Josh:Sally ;-(

9 things about you

1.you are human

2.you are reading this

3. You can't say "P" without seperating your lips

4.you just tried and now you are laughing

6.you didn't know that there is no number 5

7.you went to check

8.you are laughing at yourself because you fell for this like everyone does

9.you will probably show this to others to see who falls for it

I know there is supposed to be ten I just couldn't think of another one....

Best friends

They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen in public with you

Teacher: where is your home work

Student:at home

Teacher:what is it doing there?

Student:having more fun than me

SCHOOL

Six

Cruel

Hours

Of

Our

Lives

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That is it for now I will write more later

Help me out please I need book covers if u can send me them idk if u can I'm new to this help me out this is my first

~Mona~

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