Ok here's a hilarious one my friends and I came up with at a sleepover
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1. I will not try to braid Chrions tail
2. I will not tell the newbies that there is treasure hidden in the woods
3. I will not lock Percy and Jason in a room together
4. I also won't bet which one comes out first
5. I will not give Mr. D the idea to create his own strawberry army
6. I will not dress up as Harry Potter
7. I won't ask Percy nor Jason who died and made them captain
8. Christmas songs at Halloween is not appropriate
9. Neither is singing them at Easter
10. I will not pay the Stolls to change Percy's ringtone to "Under the Sea"
11. I won't paint the Hades cabin pink
12. I also won't paint the Aphrodite cabin black
13. Then act like I didn't do it
14. The Oracle is not a tango partner
15. It is not appropriate to set up hidden trip wires everywhere
16. Hiding the Athena cabin's books in the Ares cabin isn't funny
17. I can't convince the Hectate cabin to do a prank week
18. I can't bribe Piper to use her charm speak for my purposes
19. Mostly because she won't anyway
20. It is not funny to post a list of "How to annoy Annabeth Chase" or for anyone else
21. Sneaking into the Ares cabin is not a good idea
22. Neither is trying to shove Clarrisse's head down a toilet as payback
23. I won't put anti growth soil in the Demter Cabin
24. I won't ask Pollux how his brother is doing
25. I can't tell the Aphrodite cabin that Clarrisse is prettier than them
26. I shall not run through capture the flag screaming "FOR NARNIA!"
27. Correcting Clarrisse is not a good idea
28. I will not steal Percy's Minotaur horn, tape to my forehead and run around screaming I'm a unicorn
29. Despite her temper, Annabeth's nickname is not lava girl
30. I won't tell Jason and Piper to "Get a Room"
31. I shall not refer to the Stoll's as Fred and George
32. I can't tell the hunters that Thalia made out with Travis
33. Nor tell them that Travis got beat up by a girl
34. It is not appropriate to ask Annabeth or any of the Athena cabin if they have a belly button
35. I will not give Pelus a extra spicy bean burrito
36. I can't scream "Free Willy" every time Percy goes swimming
37. I shall not Iris message the gods while they're in the shower
38. Never ask Connor or Travis who's older
39. Never ask Thalia about her Twilight obsession
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