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You have received a new message from Fave Engineer on Shit Chat.

You have changed Fave Engineer's contact name to Sunshine.

Sunshine: guys i fiGURED IT OUT

Christ: what'd you figure out

Sunshine: NOB OKAY IT'S NOB

Nova Bitch: what is nob

Blonde Clexa: is it what i think it is

Octavia Babe: yes it is Eliza

Nova Bitch: is anyone gonna tell me

Devon the Dweeb: nob is you and your love

Nova Bitch: my dog??

Blonde Clexa: nob my otp aw

Hotstuff: what's going on

Nova Bitch: that's what i'm wondering

Octavia Babe: we gave a ship name to you and your boyfriend

Nova Bitch: dan howell??

Nova Bitch: i'm youtube trash for him don't touch me

Blonde Clexa: we meant bob

Nova Bitch: ????

Nova Bitch: boob??

Hotstuff: wow you make me feel all good inside

Hotstuff: hello yes it is I, boob morley

Hotstuff: also idk but i think milo and i have a connection, he called me hotstuff once

Devon the Dweeb: he got that from nova

Christ: yeah that's your name on her phone

Nova Bitch: :-))))))

Nova Bitch: i am still hot n ready to throat punch some ppl

Nova Bitch: so they better shut!! the!! fuck!! up!!

Sunshine: pizza pizza


You have received a new private message from Hotstuff.

Hotstuff: so that's what my name in your phone is

Nova Bitch: boob gtfo no one invited u

Hotstuff: hey now

Nova Bitch: hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of

Hotstuff: that was adorable omg

Nova Bitch: brb screaming into the void

Nova Bitch: oh shit

Nova Bitch: the void is screaming back

Nova Bitch: the void needs to chill k

Hotstuff: how many alcohols have you smoked

Nova Bitch: at least 10

Hotstuff: 10 alcohols!! I am informing the law enforcements you are going to jail

Nova Bitch: well shit okay

Nova Bitch: you sure know how to woo the ladies, boob

Nova Bitch: honestly 10/10 would swipe right

Hotstuff: you hurt me

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