When my youngest brother has a lot of sugar or is really tired, he gets stupid and says a lot of funny things. This time, I decided to write a few of them down...
"I will shtomp you"
"Don't steal my stories! Piracy IS a crime!"
"*insert creep face here* I will shtomp your mom. Right after I shtomp you."
"That quote is for pirates."
"You sound like Harry Potter. *mimicking* oh gosh!"
"Leave that cat alone! We don't need no cats on education."
"We're superheros. Pitch. Homerun!"
"I would like to save you. Let me save you."
"Guess what?" Me: Chicken butt? "No! Magnets!"
"You're not a victimless crime!!"
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Pirate quote: Arg
Bird quote: peek peek
Dog quote: Bark bark George
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Back at it again, folks!
( Sorry guys, I don't own any white vans and my name isn't Daniel...)
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Random Rants and Raves
DiversosThis is, like the title says, a book of random rants and raves. I'll probably add jokes and sayings and book quotes and bible verses, but I'm really just kinda going to say all the things I want to say in my head. If you want to read this, go ahead...
