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6.Rule book of RSS!

All were rooted at der place wid a stiff face as if der life ws out frm der body...
Understanding d situation parth broke d ice...

" main jaake dekhta hu usse" saying dis parth turned to d upstairs...

" bhai....woh aapko kuch karega...mat jao" sanyu ws scared fr her brother...

" dont worry....he will not do nything....thoda gussa h par dil ka bura nii h..." parth explained..

" haanji....aapan vi sorry hai ohnanu dass deyo" sanaya chipped..

But except yoyo oders look at her in confusion...
Ohh i mean..i m also sry ...tell him...

" btw tum kon ho?" Parth questioned

" woh parth bhai...yeh sanaya khurana ...station par mili hume.....FITE ka address puch ri thi...aur humari tarah hi behostel thi isliye laaya" jiggi answered

" behostel" ?? Sanyu ws confused

" sanyu woh beghar hota h naa waise hi behostel" jiggi replied only to get a spank by kausto...

"Dhokle....tu apna muh band hi rakh te changa va...humesha galt hi gal karni h tenu'...yoyo chipped...

"Bhai jao dekhkr aao sadu ko..".sanyu chipped

"No need to enter my room"...a sharp voice reached der eardrums....

Sanyu rolled her eyes looking at him...

Jigki & sanaya were shivering esp sanaya...

Sanaya came forward to say something but rd showed hs palm to her....

" dont dare to open ur silly mouth" rd chipped angrily after getting out frm dat pasted ketchup...

" juz bcz i dont hv ny oder option m not throwing u all frm here..." rd spat

But if u want to stay here der r certain sets of rules u will follow....
Rd walked to n fro like gabbar frm sholay n oder members were standing in a line....

first parth behind him sanyu thn koyal behind her jigki yoyo n atlast sanaya as she ws hell scared...

"So listen me carefully.... bcz RSS dont like repeating hs words....dey r  like gold " rd smirked

"Gold my foot....kide pade tumhare muh me"...sanyu murmured...

Rs threw a sharp glare at sanyu to which sanyu tuck out her tongue...

Rule no 1. Rd roared like a Lieutenant Major....

"U will pay me rent according to d hostel charges on 1st  day of every month before 7 in d evening.....late comers 500 bucks fine per hour.."

All nodded...

Rule no.2
"No one will enter my room widout my permission.....
N mind it NO ONE means NO ONE"!...rd glared sanyu

Rule no.3
" U will hv to cook food on alternate days....decide among urselves"

Yoyo raised hs hands...
" ek gal krni si pajji"

Shoot!!....rd chipped

"Jii woh assi  maid nu vekhya si jedi woh khaana-----" yoyo stopped looking at rds red eyes
( we saw a maid who cook...)

"Sorry hai ji....tussi apni gal continue karo ....yoyo smiled sadly....murmuring or say cursing rd...
( kaha phasa yoyo singh ...yeh toh hitler ka baap h)

"Maid h but....unhe bhi paise dene padte h....n tum logo k rent se mere expenses nii niklenge" rd chipped straight...

"Makhhi chus shekhawat"!!... sanyu murmured

Rule no.3
"No one will dare to question back me , insult me" he chipped looking at sanaya.....

Sanaya gave a apologetic look...

"Apne kaam se kaam rakho ...dont interfere in my work....get dat straight"

" tu hume thik se jeene dega kya shekhawat" sanyu mumbled

"N i dont want ny one murmuring.....jo bolna h saaf saaf bolo"....he glared sanyu

"For now follow these rules....aur kuch honge toh i ll let u people kno....now get lost"...rd yelled

"Pajji...ek gal aur" ...yoyo came frwrd raising hs hand in air

Speak up!!....rd said irritatingly

"Jii woh sadde kamre....matlb sadde room "....yoyo asked scaringly

"Yes frgt to tell u guys...girls hv to occupy ground floor....n dont worry about security.... koi problm hogi toh we boys r der...n guards bhi h.. "

"Tum hi badi problm ho baboon...aur kya problm ho sakti h"...sanyu chipped in mind

Rd again glared her...

"Ab toh mann mei bola maine...mind reader h kya"....sanyu thought

N boys....adjust in  d rooms on upper floor...

Yes boss....boys saluted n left upstairs following rd...

Umm rd...parth called

Yes Parth... rd chipped

Woh ..woh..tune bola tha ki...umm woh mera rent..umm...kam...parth stammered

Offer invalid ....rd chipped straight...

Par rd....parth ran behind rd...

Parth dat offer ws valid until ur  stupid frnds were not here....rd chipped leaving a sad parth...

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