"OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" You yelled as you and the crew started running away from robots, including Bender. This is the second time Mom ordered them to rebel, and you were very pissed. "C'mon Bender! It's me! Your best friend Fry!" Fry yells, turning his head so he could see Bender while running for his dear life. "I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT YOU ANYMORE! OR ANY OF YOU MEATBAGS!" Bender yelled. As he was running he opened up his chest and took out a bat that had barbed wire rapped around it. "ATTACK!" He yelled, the robots increasing their speed.
"Well, I'm out!" You yelled running into the trees, of the forest you guys were running in. The plan was, to get the professor, to get in bed with Mom again, so he could shut off the rebel, mode on all the bots. You kept running until you tripped over a small damn rock. It was almost smaller than your palm! You held onto her scraped knee, eyeing the rock. "How the hell is that even possible?" You ask yourself.
"He, he, he, looks like you can't run now, can ya?" Bender says, coming out of the shadows with the bat. It really got to ya. You've grown to have a crush on the weird robot. But at the moment you hated him and liked him. But mostly hate. "C'mon Bender! If you spare me, I'll buy you a...uh...life time supply of beer!" you tried to bribe him, but his eyes started to turn red. Ah shit. "No! I won't fall for your really persuading bribe!" he yelled, pointing the bat at you.
He raised the bat ready to bring it down on you. You glared at him. "And to think, I ever had a crush on you! Well that's 4 years of my life wasted." you say rolling your eyes and crossing your arms. You shut your eyes tight waiting for the impact, but it never came. You opened your eyes, to see Bender still holding the bat up. "Hey, what's the hold up? I'd like to die before I see the planet taken over by an old lady with a fat suit." you say rudely. Bender's eyes then turned back to normal, and he lowered the bat.
"_______? Oh your god, I'm so sorry! I don't know what got into me!" he says, dropping the bat. You smiled kindly. "I'll forgive you, only if you carry me to the cabin from last mother's day! I didn't just scrape my knee." you say.
Bender knelt down, and picked you up bridal style and started running. "So did you mean it?" he asked. You raised an eyebrow. "Mean what?"
"That you have a crush on me." you blushed, but played it cool, and shrugged. "Yea, a whole four years. I mean, you really hurt my feelings by trying to kill me."
"Yea, still sorry about that." he says, with concern. "Well, I like you to! And I have for a long time." he concluded. You smile as you tightened your arms around his....wear his b]neck would be, and kissed his cold metal cheek.
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Well, the professor stopped all the robots from rebelling, and everyone was happy! And right now, you were snuggled but next to Bender on the couch, watching TV, both with a beer in hand. "Bender?"
"Yea?"
"Cheat on me, and I'll demolish you." Bender chuckled at what you said. "That's my girl." he says, giving you a 'kiss' on the head. It was silent for a few more seconds.
"______?"
"Yup?"
"Can I still take that offer life time supply of beer?"
"Nope!"
"But I spared you!"
"No, your 'rebellion' mode was just shut off."
"Damn her." he whispers.
"What was that?!"
"Nothing."
"Yea that's what I thought bitch."
