there is a tale told about a wise and adorable creature, who took residence in a forest full of mystical creatures and food. supposedly, this creature was a kind of koala, and, apparently, this forest was located not far from your humble village.
You were set on finding this creature, seeing as no one before you had ever found it yet. you døubted that it existed at all, but your family urged you to at least try to find this mystical koala, hoping to gain wealth and fame.
"Maybe I could actually gain something from this trip," you thought as you entered the forest.
the forest seemed to hold something as mysterious as Sebastian Michaelis, you seemed to noticed as you clawed through gummy vines and crawled under low-hanging tree branches made of fruit.
suddenly, you hear a crunch of leaves.
you crane your head around to identify what or who made the sound. but then, you black out.
"SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER"
is the last thing you hear.
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Wait what
JE LEEST
oh dear
Overigwtf is this, you ask? I WISH I KNEW, YOUNG DUMPLING, I WISH I KNEW. but really, I don't know wtf this is ¯\_(;-;)_/¯ i will always question this i wrote this like last year what the HECK
