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#62 IN HUMOR AAAA THANK
ALSO- Guys, I LOVE all the comments, but if you comment anything with a bad word in it, I don't know who reports it or if it just sets off some trigger in the system, but it gets "under review" so please don't. I want to see ALL of your lovely comments 😊❤️

I've had 2 past relationships so I feel I am fully qualified to make this *sarcasm* so listen to a stranger on the internet you've never met before tell you why relationships SUCK. Single people, you're not missing much.
(This wasn't meant to offend any ppl in a happy relationship so u can leave if u r in a happy healthy relationship lmao)

First of all, you have to go through the awkward moment of getting asked out or asking someone out and actually establishing that you are dating. And when someone asks if you guys are dating BEFORE you've agreed on what you are to each other, you just kinda

Then come the questions from your extended family and friends about how even someone as ugly as you can find a partner and you have to sit there answering even more questions like

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Then come the questions from your extended family and friends about how even someone as ugly as you can find a partner and you have to sit there answering even more questions like

Does s/he have a good job? Um I guessDoes s/he have good grades? YesDoes s/he dress nicely? I guess Is s/he popular? I don't knoWBut you're dating now? YesWhen are they coming over here? Yes- i mean soonAll that crap about soulmates isn't true, yo...

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Does s/he have a good job? Um I guess
Does s/he have good grades? Yes
Does s/he dress nicely? I guess
Is s/he popular? I don't knoW
But you're dating now? Yes
When are they coming over here? Yes- i mean soon
All that crap about soulmates isn't true, your partner will inevitably have one annoying habit that you absolutely HATE and you're just there like:

Does s/he have a good job? Um I guessDoes s/he have good grades? YesDoes s/he dress nicely? I guess Is s/he popular? I don't knoWBut you're dating now? YesWhen are they coming over here? Yes- i mean soonAll that crap about soulmates isn't true, yo...

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"No, honey, nobody bursts into off-key song at random times. This isn't a musical. Please stop."
After the "honeymoon" period is over you basically annoy each other all the time.

And if you guys stop dating and you see them around you have to say an awkward hello

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And if you guys stop dating and you see them around you have to say an awkward hello

^^literally me greeting my ex bc I would rather die ^^dead insideAnd I made this gender neutral bc I don't judge :))))Comment ur relationship status if u want, but just know that whether you've had 4 relationships or none, be proud!

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^^literally me greeting my ex bc I would rather die
^^dead inside
And I made this gender neutral bc I don't judge :))))
Comment ur relationship status if u want, but just know that whether you've had 4 relationships or none, be proud!

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