Whitestar: *stares blankly at audience*
Nightstorm: *shakes Whitestar violently* Pssst, we're live.
Whitestar: *blinks quickly and looks at Nightstorm confusingly* Huh...?
Nightstorm: WE'RE ON THE AIR MOUSE BRAIN!!! *slaps Whitestar*
Whitestar: *snaps back into reality* Sorry folks, I was about to start until I was rudely interrupted... *looks at Nightstorm accusingly.
Nightstorm: >:T
Whitestar: :3 *holds up microphone to mouth even though cats don't have thumbs and can't walk on two legs* Hello folks, welcome to...
*drum roll*
Whitestar: HOW TO KILL A WARRIOR CAT! *cats from ThunderClan, Skyclan, RiverClan, ShadowClan, WindClan, EmberClan, SunClan, MoonClan, CloudClan, The Tribe of Rushing Water, StarClan and The Dark Forest clap even though cats can't make clapping noises because of their fur and paw pads* My name is Whitestar, the host, and this is my assistant, Nightstorm!
Nightstorm: ASSISTANT?! We're co-hosts!
Whitestar: Ya well I'm more important than u!!! Besides, I have a microphone!
*some random cat from the backstage sound crew comes out and gives Nightstorm a mic*
Nightstorm: [:)
Whitestar: *to the random cat* TRAITOR!!! *screeches and takes out MK-48 and kills the cat doing a 360 no scope* GET NO SCOPED!!!!!!!!!!! ):<
Nightstorm: ⊙_⊙
Whitestar: Anyways... Me and Nightstorm will go into a random clans camp and pick a random cat to kill using our teleporting powers *does some type of mythical dance* Anywho, we'll both have secret mics so we can be heard! And don't worry if some cats show up again even though they were already killed. Ish deh powah of StareClen! *does mythical dance again and then falls in the ground and starts twitching*
Nightstorm: *pushes Whitestar away* So, today we are going to be killing... CINDERHEART! Today me and Whitestar will prove that trees really aren't safe. *StarClan cats boo with Cloudstar booing the loudest* EXCUSE ME CLOUDSTAR BUT YOU THE ONE WHO ALMOST KILLED HIMSELF AND 3 APPRENTICES BECAUSE HE WAS JUMPING FROM TREE TO TREE LIKE A SQUIRREL WHEN THE TREE WAS REMOVED FROM ITS STUMP BY STUPID TWO LEGS!
Cloudstar: ⊙x⊙
Nightstorm: MMMHMMMM! MAYBE YO CLAN WOULD BE MORE RESPECTED IF YA'LL DIDNT SPEND SO MUCH TIME HIDING IN TREES DURING BATTLES!
Whitestar: *pops back to life* MMMHMMMM!
Nightstorm: (×_×;）
Whitestar: Well, let's get to ThunderClan territory! *struts over to Nightstorm* HOLD MAH HAND! *thrusts paw towards Nightstorm and waves it underneath her nose*
Nightstorm: Why do your paws smell like a Reese's Klondike ice cream bar!
Whitestar: no reason... *licks paws*
Nightstorm: Ugh... *holds Whitestar's paw and they both teleport away*
*Whitestar and Nightstorm appear in the middle of the ThunderClan camp*
Whitestar: Pssst, there's Cinderheart! *Whitestar points towards Cinderneart so that the invisible camera crew can watch as she rubs against Lionblaze purring*
Nightstorm: *sighs* So sad that she's gonna die this way! *looks up into the atmosphere and thinks* Eh, there are better cats. *takes out popcorn and a pair of theater glasses*
Whitestar: *sees Mousewhisker and morphs into Berrynose and walks toward Mousewhisker* SUP BRO!!!!
Mousewhisker: Uhhh, hi Berrynose
Whitestar disguised as Berrynose: Hey, Mousewhisker lets go as Cinderheart if she wants to climb da Sky Oak!!!!
Mousewhisker: Okay I guess *pads toward Cinderheart* Wanna go climb the Sky Oak with me and Berrynose?
Cinderheart: *scrapes ground nervously* Well... Ever since my incident when I was an apprentice I-
Whitestar disguised as Berrynose: JUST DO IT!
Cinderheart: Okay if you insist...
Whitestar disguised as Berrynose: *arrogantly* OF COURSE I DO
Later at the Sky Oak...
Whitestar: *looks up from wrist watch as Mousewhisker and Cinderheart finally make it to the top* Jeez it's about time!
Cinderheart and Mousewhisker: WHO R U?! YOU'RE NOT BERRYNOSE!
Whitestar: Nope! *pushes Cinderheart off of the tree and looks at Mousewhisker expectantly*
Mousewhisker: *jumps off*
Whitestar: ... Okeh! *teleports to the bottom of tree*
Mousewhisker: *lays squashed on the ground*
Cinderheart: *has head in the ground and twitches violently then stops*
Whitestar: *looks up and sees Leafpool gushing out tears*
Leafpool: CINDERPEEEEEEELLLLLT!
Whitestar: *attacks Leafpool and bats her in the face*
Nightstorm: *looks at camera awkwardly* Well that's it for today folks! Hope you enjoyed this episode! BAIIIIII! *takes quick selfie*
A/N: I have nothing to say for his except "wow"... WELP EPISODE 2 COMING SOON!
~Misty
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