The Ushanka Girls [Neko Yuri]

Chapter 1 - First Day

* Valeria Rosenthal *

- Left one in the pic -

I awoke to the sound of birds chirping outside my window as the mist started to go up with the sun leaving dew behind. I slept right beside a window, so my room always smelled of dewdrops. Sometimes even the mist came in and I'd wake up, scared that I was stuck in silent hill or something. Yep. I was a gamer. A gamer neko, to be exact. We somehow got an Xbox where we live, as well as Internet. When we did I became a very changed person. blah blah blah, blah blah. All these pointless thoughts went through my mind, but the most important one didn't bother to cross it. It's my first day of boarding school. OH SHIT IM GOING TO BE LATE!!

Hahaha, nah, that's not how I work. The only thing that can rise me from my slumber is the smell of bacon and eggs. My mum knows this, so she makes sure to make it every morning otherwise I'll be very grumpy and late.

I snuggled back into my warm blankets, surprisingly my two hot water bottles were still warm. I guess it's because of all the heat trapped within these blankets. I wasn't very eager to have to get up and freeze my ass off because it's the middle of winter, in Russia.

Just as I was about to drift off to sleep, my great sense of smell picked up on the roasting of bacon. And eggs. Perfect.

I shot out of bed with the speed of 5000 usain bolts, and was about to run down the stairs into the kitchen, before realising I was stark naked. What? Don't judge me, I sleep naked.

I looked to my open window and was relieved that outside was just hills and flora, no houses. Well duh, we live in a cottage in the mountains, no one is going to live directly beside us. It doesn't work like that. But still, I'm paranoid.

I quickly got dressed before I died of frostbite, into a oversized purple sweater - which I stole from my mum - and soft baggy floral print shorts. I threw on my slippers, opened my door and made my descent down the wooden creaky stairs and almost flew onto the seat, slamming my hands down softly with enthusiasm, waiting to be served with a grin on my face.

My mum greeted me with a smile and upward slightly curved tail, which means a warm hello in neko language. I mimicked her and bounced a little on my chair.

"Are you excited for your first day of boarding school?" My mum asked, putting the freshly cooked bacon into some bread.

"Yep! But the thing is... How am I going to conceal my tail and ears?" I said, pointing to my unruly dark ash blonde tail and matching pointy neko ears. It was darker than my actual hair, which was a light blonde.

My mum sighed and lightly smacked a fluffy brown ushanka over my head.

"There, done. As for your tail.. Well you can tuck it in the back of your undies." She said, pushing the delicious looking bacon sandwich and eggs over to me on an ancient looking ceramic plate.

I snorted, throwing my head back in laughter. "That just seems so stupid! They're going to see a bump at the back!"

My mum smirked, trying not to laugh herself. "Well, that's why I payed extra money for the school trenchcoat! That means you can have your tail normally because the trenchcoat is so long."

I nearly choked on my eggs. "Mum, the school uniform and the school itself is expensive enough! It wasn't that much, right?"

She pursed her lips to the side. "Mummmm!" I whined, dragging out the 'm' very annoyingly so she'd give in.

"Fine! It was a bit.. 50$." She mumbled. "Mum! That's so much! You didn't have to!" I complained through a mouthful of bacon and bread.

"Would you have preferred to walk around with a bump at the back of your skirt?" She retorted sassily, shutting me down.

"No.." I pouted. We fell into a comfortable silence while I finished the rest of my bacon sandwich and eggs, and went back into my room to get changed with the uniform Mum gave me.

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Oh my god wtf is this??? it's so freaking bad. It's absolute rubbish. Like have you read the description for this book? I mean, basing a whole plot on some hats and it's just like damn this should be in the comedy section. Anywho I got writers block for this shit ass book pretty quick so I probably won't continue it unless someone says so but no one will, and I don't expect anyone to anyway. I made this description for this book at like, 12-1 am in the morning so I guess that's why it's so dumb, sucks though cuz my high ass self made a whole plot story for it and stuff lmao. I might add it if anyone wants to see cause I probs won't continue this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯