1. One name per person. Pleeeeeeease stick to that.
2. No names that have already been posted. Read the comments people!
3. No complaining.
PRIZES!
None really, BUT if you do win (no second or third place though I will select a most creative) you get the glory that comes with every victory aaaaaaaaand possibly the most entertaining prize which is the ability to openly ridicule the names in the third chapter from the one you won. Okay, that sounds complicated, but you'll get it in a minute: I post chapters in threes: two serious and one funny. If you win the funny one, you ridicule the next funny one. If you won the second serious one, you ridicule the second one after the funny one in your triad. If you've won the first in the triad, you ridicule the first after the funny chapter. Questions?
Okay, here's an example of safe, funny, not-causing-internet-wars ridicule.
WHAT TO DO.
Willowtail
Comment: Your mom was a Willow tail! (Because no one is actually insulted by your mom jokes anymore XD)
OR
Willowtail
Comment: That name sucks!
WHAT NOT TO DO.
Willowtail
Comment: Dude how stupid would you have to be to come up with something that out-of-context?
OR
Willowtail
Comment: Are you stupid or something? Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Please don't actually scar someone emotionally. Be silly with your insults. No personal attacks. Don't actually point out everything wrong with the name, don't tell the person exactly why it's stupid and they should rethink their lives. XD
I will be monitoring the comments (obviously) and the ridicule thing is meant to be fun so while clever things to say will be approved of, if I feel like you are out of line I will tell you so and I will not even consider your posted names for the next few chapters.
HAVE FUN. DON'T LIVE IN FEAR OF THE RIDICULE RULES. FIGHT FOR GLORY.
Also! Feel free to ridicule me (with the same rules that apply to everyone else) on the apprentice bios. Everyone knows you can only post so many original cats--some have to be Warriors fandom clichés. XD
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Name The Apprentice (Do It! Just Do It!)
RastgeleWe all know how this works. Name the cat who's bio I post. Whoever comes up with the best name gets the taste of glory and bragging rights (meaning you can openly ridicule the other names in a hilarious way in the next chapter--of course, no true in...
