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As a person:
You-
Hey you,
Yesyou.
You are not special.
It's a fact.
You have an ordinary face. You have okay teeth. Your eyeteeth aren't straight. If you want to be famous you need perfect teeth. You don't have that.
Check.
You have okay hair. It's brown, almost like everyone else's. And it's not a special brown with highlights or red stripes when you walk around in the sun.
It's a mud brown that doesn't shine, it knots, and it isn't cooperative. It sucks-
Therefore you will never be a famous person because of your boring hair. I mean, you could fix it, but that'll take money and you don't have that.
Check.
Your eyes are mud brown, the same as your hair. You don't have blue eyes, or green eyes. You have ordinary brown eyes that don't shine, don't sparkle, and don't flash with happiness. They could get drowned in a pool with all the other brown eyes. Everyone has brown eyes. Your eyes won't make you famous.
Check.
You don't have money, or you weren't born rich. You don't have enough money to take you places, or the places you look up on google and tumblr. You probably will never go to the places you write about in your stupid blogs. You are boring, like everyone else your age. When you turn 30 you're probably going to have kids, a job that pays okay, but not enough to send you to Bali on an all paid vacation leave. Because you know what?
Your kids cost too much. Or . . . actually, your kids will cost too much. Maybe you'll be a single parent. Maybe you won't have kids. Maybe.
But you still won't travel because it's too much of a hassle and you still have student loans. And you'll still be boring even then.
