I always forget that I have to ease new friends into my strong level of self loathing. Like I can't straight out be like haha hate myself
Like they'll say "wyd" and I have the urge to be like "lol u know me, just constantly thinking about my impending death :) and how many drugs u need to take to consider it an overdose :)) "
But then I'm just like "lol I spend all day thinking about boy bands. And sex, lol wut even is that??2?1?"
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The Marvelous Misadventures of a Yung Annoyed Hoe
RandomIf I wrote this in a diary, I'd be using my own salty tearzzzzzz as ink :")