Hellbound

7- Baa Baa Black Sheep

This is just sort of a back groud chapter to describe how everything went on in Hell. More of a filler chapter, really, but I hope you enjoy it!

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There sat The Devil himself, a pair of dark sunglasses though it was dark. His brothers sat across from him in a row; All wearing the same dark shades over their matching red eyes.

All of them different, yet still of the same breed. A light chuckle came from one of the blondes, glancing around to his group with an evil smirk.

Lucifer; A gorgeous blonde with the face of an angel, but the eyes of the devil.

Kevin; Dan's romantic and mischievous partner in crime.

Jack; The troublemaker of the clan, the one whom everyone else must clean up after.

Dan; The ruler of of hell himself, and the most lovable guy to ever be. But what you don't know about him is that he's also part Human. He can't change forms as everyone else, and yet they all respect him because.... Well, He is the respectable ruler of Hell.

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"You guys are all idiots, eh? I raise."

"Don't want to choke on those words, Lucie."

"It's not Lucie!!!"

"not what yo' mamma used ta' call ya. Ya're as bad as a soggy lampshade, lighten up!"

Upon those words, The fallen angel Lucifer jumped up from his place, charging and tackling Kevin from his seat. They both dropped their cards and wrestled on the ground for a while, up until things got a bit more violent than it should have.

*"vos seducat!!! Get off of each other in my house! I will not clean up your bloody mess as I have before. Just because you can't cause harm to each other doesn't meant you can't do harm to my carpet!!"

Of course, This was a normal thing upon the Devils of Hell. They all followed the same rules and regulations created by Satan beforehand. Of course, in the last game of Poker, Satan had placed Hell to the table. Dan won.

"Why don't we just leave the cards and go have some fun, Danny boy? Head Upstairs and cause some chaos to them Hoo-mans?"

"Luci, No. We leave them alone, they leave us alone. I will not repeat myself." He sternly pointed to the sign upon the wall ahead of them, reading silently over the well known Satanic Rules.

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

4. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

5. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

6. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

7. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

8. Do not harm little children.

9. Do not kill unless you are attacked or for your food.

10. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

"Not a good idea to piss me off. Because I will destroy you and your realm of Hell." Dan glared at him for a moment before bursting into uncontrollable laughter and taking a sip of his beer, although the only way for a demon to get drunk is a bit of holy water. "Idiot."

They all started to join in the laughing, giving up on the game and moving off to their own thing.

After awhile, someone finally managed to notice that one of their 'Brothers' Had been missing. Lucifer pointed to the open throne.

"Where's Jack?"

They all go silent and glance around before Dan brings his palm to his forehead.

"Gosh damn it!" They all swear simultaneously before teleport themselves up back to earth, all running around frantically where he would be. Jack himself is generally in famous casinos, bars, and other such places where he can wreck Havoc without being caught as a devil.

"How the hell did we go an entire poker game without noticing he was gone!" Lucifer had taken the job of checking the forests and so-called 'Haunted' places where he may well be staying. "Loser deserves to be burned. Again."

Little did they know, Jack had heard the call coming from a clan of idiotic 'Satanists,' or so they preferred to be called, and had went out to see what he could do. He arrived only to see a tall, scar ridden girl with light brown hair. She had been screaming and covered in Blood, all her own.

He gladly accepted the sacrifice before killing them all.

It was shown in the newspaper the next day as a Summoning gone wrong, although only he knew it went exactly how it was supposed to go.

He placed a 'Shield' of sorts over a small cabin and laid her inside, taking care of her before quickly leaving so as not to raise any suspicion from his brothers. He left to a nearby Casino and joined a game of Dice to seem like he's been there the whole time when someone found him.

"Where the Hell have you been, dawdling twat?!"

"Gambling. Isn't it obvious or are you just that stupid?" He chuckled sarcastically, glancing around and gaining laughter from the drunks around him.

"Dan wants you home, and I suggest you do so before he wrecks your sorry butt." Lucifer crossed his arms, arching his neck like a prized stallion.

"What's he gonna do to me? All he's got down there is an ego and a beer keg."

"....Don't test him. You might be old, but he's got more than you'll ever have." The sarcastic blonde let his arms down and spun onto his heels, strutting out the door back home, but not before he noticed the small blood stain upon Jack's collar.

I apologize for any mistranslated mistakes, that is a fault on my part. I am not fluent in any of these languages that may come up in the future, and rely on Google Translate and Wikipedia to find what I need. I as well apologize if any information is wrong or offensive, please feel free to message me personally with any issues and I will try to change it unless you are a complete pompish jerk. Thanks!!

*vos seducat - Latin- Translates to 'Deceive you.'