Pun master (SANSXREADER)

Meeting them

After me and sans got out of the door mess I got to meet everyone. There was obviously sans and papyrus, the fish lady was named Undyne and her girlfriend was a yellow lizard named Alphys. The robot was called Mettaton and lastly there was two goat people named Toriel and Asgore and one human that I thought I recognized. "Frisk?" I ask "y/n" I hear in a whisper voice "Frisk!" I exclaim running over to her hugging her tightly. "I missed you so much" I say petting her hair. "Kid you know her?" Sans asks Frisk. She just nods "cool" he simply states. After hugging Frisk for about- I don't know five minutes I stop to meet everyone else.
   I meet a badass fish lady named Undyne, her girl friend who turns out to be the Royal scientist of the under ground, a sweet goat lady named Toriel along with her husband Asgore. Mettaton who was a popular and gay robot, and lastly his cousin Blooky who turned out to be very shy.
   "LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED" Undyne yelled while standing the skele-bros fluffy green sofa. "Um what are we gonna do" I mumble "Karaoke?" Frisk asked "SURE HUMAN LETS DO KARAOKE" papyrus agrees "WAIT WHATS KARAOKE?" He then asks. "Well you see" I start " Karaoke is a game where you sing. Your main goal is to sing better than the others" "hey kid can we do partners?" Sans asks from the sofa "sure why not" I smile "who's picking-" I get cut off by sans "me!" Sans exclaims. Not normal. "Ok?" "I choose y/n" he says in a face pace, not too fast but normal. As he says my name I feel my face heat up. "I-ok" I say as I push sans feet away so I can sit next to him. But of course he just puts his legs back so now they are on top of mine. My face got warmer then before. I push them away again but fail once more. "Heh... There like magnets" sans starts "they are attracted to you" he smirks and my face gets hotter. I start to fan myself "is it hot in here or is it just you" I smirk. "No I thinks it's you" he smirks back "GET A ROOM" Undyne yells at us "C'mon will you two just smooch already" Mettaton says dramatically. My face gets hotter than ever "kid you're as red as hotland right now" sans states "hotland? Who needs hotland when you're already on fire" I smirk "JUST GO!" Undyne yells.
   Everyone else picks there partners. Oh I forgot the songs are randomized.
First everyone else wanted us to go up. "Shit, sounds romantic" I say to myself. But I think sans heard cause when I look over at him he has a huge smile plastered on his face. "Ohh pause it!" Mettaton says excitedly "Darling I made this song!" He says then Toriel unpaired the song. I let sans sing first dice I don't know the tempo that well yet.

" Oh my love"

"Please run away"

"Monster King"

"Forbids your stay"

"Humans must"

"Live far apart"

"Even if"

"It breaks my heart"

"They'll put you"

"In the dungeon"

"It'll suck"

"And then You'll die a lot"

"Really sad"

"You're gonna die"

"Cry, cry, cry"

"So sad it's happening"

We finish the song to everyone clapping. "Well I'm gonna die now" I say mimicking the song. "No!" Sans says tugging my arm while I walk away "don't blame me, blame Mettaton" I say glancing "METTATON HOW DARE YOU!" Sans yells in a acting way "ha she's all mine!" Mettaton exclaims pulling me "sans save me!" I yell "I'm coming!" He yells back "I PAPYRUS WILL GET THE HUMAN FOR MYSELF!" Papyrus exclaims "NHYE HEH HEH!" "Never! I'll save the punk!" Undyne exclaims. Then I feel boney hands pick me up. Strong "gotcha kid" sans smiles running up to his room locking the door then he tosses my on his bed. "LET US IN" papyrus says "leave em be they are probably fucking or something" I hear Undyne's voice say. I feel my face getting hotter than last time.