"Victoria Secret,how can I help you?"
"Do you have a band-aid?"
"..........."
"Because I scraped my knee falling for you"
"Ah,Bra boy,why must these lineS be so damn cheesy?"
"Don't fight it baby,you know you want me"
"Nope I really don't"
"Guess what?"
"I'm going to say I don't care,but you're still going to tell me,so go ahead"
"I'm actually eating pizza!"
"So what your're saying is that after 1 and 1/2 days you finally got pizza?"
"Yep,that's exactly what I'm saying"
".......You seriously need help"
"Oh trust me I know"
"Anywho!....whats your name mysterious girl that has the bras i wanna know the size of"
"And why would I give you my name?"
"Because I like skittles"
"................"
"Do you like skittles?"
"Yes?"
"Oooooooooo,we can taste the rainbow together"
"What mental institute did you escape from?"
"Can't remember"
"You know I actually have work to do,right?"
"Yea,I know but you love me too much to let me go"
"................"
"Aw man......I wanted to hang up first!!"
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Bra Boy
Humor"Victoria Secrets,how can I help you?" "Uh..Whats your bra size?" "............the fuck!!"
