Dis 5 star story starts wit NATO and other kids trying 2 became ninja
They have 2 do transformation jitsu
To pass dis class
All da kids have transformered into the Third Whorekage, Soup Lover Sensai
Everyone had passed,
Everyone but NATO
It was NATO's turn to do da transform jitsu
"Transform into me NATO" said The Third Whorekage
NATO concentrate super hard to turn into The Third Whorekage
NATO glowed and transformed into a naked woman
But it wasn't the 3rd Whorekage man bro sir man man bro man
NATO was beautiful woman that was naked
And she had big milkers so thats good
The 3rd Whorekage fainted
"That wasn't the 3rd Whorekage!" Said the other judges
"Oh sorry" said NATO "I thought you said 3 Whores with cock eh?"
The judges sent out NATO angrily
NATO waited outside sad waiting for the announcement of who had passed or not
"Attention fucktards" said the 3rd Whorekage
"Everyone has passed so get your head bands and go fuck your ass bitch"
Everyone pick up headband with with a marijuana leaf on it
Everyone but NATO
When NATO went to get hairband from The Third Whorekage, he Rasenganed his face
"What was that?!" Said NATO
"Eat shit fat ass" said The Third Whorekage
"What's with him?" Said Naruto to Rootabegga Sensai
"He is still mad at you for what you did and you didn't pass so you don't get one"
"WHAT I DIDNT PAS" said NATO
"No you didn't" said Rootabegga Sensai
"BITCH" said the 3rd Whorekage
NATO stormed out the academy and hatched a plan to steal the almighty Swiss Roll
He somehow stole it and ran into da woods
He read all the stuff and learned Shadow Copy Magic
But Rootabegga Sensei found NATO and was ready to take the Swiss Role back.
NATO said, "Now Rootabegga Sensei, I'll show you my new magic trick and then you'll have to let me pass the academy!"
"But NATO, that's not how it works. Who told you dis?" Said Rootabegga Sensei
"Zookini sensei told me" said NATO
"Zookini sensei...?WHO TGE FUCK IS DAT!" Said Rootabegga sensei
"Me batch" said zookini sensei
"Oh JeSuS cRiSt!!" Said Rootabegga sensei
Zookini sensei flick Rootabegga sensei into woods
Zookini sensei supper jumped into woods after him
"Oh shit ass!" Said NATO
NATO climbed up into a tree and jumped across the branches
Meanwhile Rootabegga skidded across the ground
Zookini sensei landed I front of him
"Well this is it Rootabegga you demise starts here"said zookini sensei
Rootabegga scooted backward to avoid the deadly blow
NATO ran through the trees hearing their conversation
"Well NATO isn't here so that's to bad" said zookini sensei
Zookini sensei ripped a giant ninja star out of his ass crack
"Well here we go"
Zookini sensei threw the star
"Bitch"
It was about to hit Rootabegga sensei when a pink light went in front of him
Rootabegga sensei looked up to see a small boy holding a pink sheld
"Who are you young child" said Rootabegga sensei
The young boys neck did a 180o turn to look at the man
He stared at him for a second
"I'm Steven"
Rootabegga bitch slapped the young boy to death
The young boy was bleeding out
His last words were
"But I'm god damn Steven bitch"
"Ok" Rootabegga said
"Dose it look like I care "
Then Rootabegga continued to shit on him
Meanwhile NATO ran though the trees and jumped on Zookini sensei
He waved his hands around and yelled
"Shadow Copy Magic!"
Then one million NATO copy's appeared and murdered Zookini sensei
They also ate him.....
*NATO Side Note*
He didn't taste like Zookini .....
All the clones looked at Rootabegga sensei and disappeared
"Let's go to sensei sushi ok NATO"said Rootabegga sensei
"0k" said NATO
And that day they are all the sushi they had
"NATO I have something for you" said Rootabegga sensei
"What is it?"said NATO
Rootabegga sensei took off his hairband and gave it to NATO
"You passed NATO you showed good work today" said Rootabegga sensei
"Yah I knew I could acnolage it!" Said NATO
"Yes you did NATO yes you did"said Rootabegga sensei
In the forest a NATO copy went up to Steven and ripped out his gem
That NATO copy used his gem to revive Zookini sensei
"Thank you" said zookini
YOU ARE READING
NATO: A Funny Naruto Book
HumorNATO be bad child until he steals achent scroll and learns secret powers of secrent men that be ded they be called I-Can-Ski's and he can now become shadow children and naked women that appeals to all ages. NATO now Go's on adventures with his best...
