Bill Cipher x reader lemon

5 years later

5 years later...

You: Damn... what the hell am I doing?

                   (turns gray outside)

You: what the fuck?

Bill: Did ya miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

You: ... yes I kinda did. But that's not important. What the hell are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm here to make a deal, as promised 5 years ago

You: Okay, what is it?

Bill: First of all, you're 15 now, right? I don't count my age. I'm a hell of a lot better than you stupid mortals, so why should I? Anyway... so yeah. You're 15 now, huh. The peak of your teenage life. The start of sex and other strange enjoyments you mortals have.

You: I'm still a virgin

Bill: I can see the future. You aren't gonna be soon!

You: What the fuck?

Bill: moving on... I'm here to make a deal with you.

You: I noticed. You've said that like, 5 times now

Bill: Don't fucking test me, kid. I want you to...