text ♡ stiles stilinski

04; group chat

sunday, may 1, 2016 1:17 pm

stiles added harper, baby lydia, squatt mccaw, and allison to the converstion 

stiles named the group chat my best frands <3

stiles; hi frands

squatt mccaw; stiles why did you make a group chat 

stiles; i didn't know who to talk to so i decided to make a group chat 

baby lydia; classy stiles

stiles; haha thanks

baby lydia; that was sarcasm 

stiles; trust me babe, i know

baby lydia; i'm not you're babe

allison; but you should be

harper; damn right 

baby lydia; OMG HARPER HI

harper; OMG LYDIA HI 

harper; sorry stiles lydia's my babe

allison; um hi there

harper; and allison's babe

squatt mccaw; who my babe?

stiles; i am 

stiles; and you're my babe

stiles; I OWN YOUR ASS

squatt mccaw; WTF

harper; WTF

baby lydia; ???

allison; IM DEAD 

stiles; it's okay when girls do it but not guys???

stiles; this is messed up world

harper; woah, this just got deep 

stiles; that's what she said

baby lydia; ew

harper; YA NASTEE

allison; i thought you were innocent 

stiles; you thought wrong bitch 

squatt mccaw; you may no longer be around my son

stiles; come on, liam isn't as innocent as you think either

allison; i'm innocent

baby lydia; true

allison; lol thanks lyds

stiles; AND WE DANCE ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER

harper; wtf stiles

baby lydia; stiles loves one direction

harper; wooooowww

stiles; WHATS WRONG WITH 1D

harper; nothing just didn't stiles stilinski would be the one to like boy bands...ya think ya know someone

stiles; judgmental human be gone

harper; hey, you wanted to be my best friend

baby lydia; since when were you two best friends?

harper; since last night, i told him that i'd be his best friend if he never said #hiles again

baby lydia; what's #hiles?

stiles; me and harper's ship name

allison; YOU GUYS HAVE  A SHIP NAME

allison; oh this is serious 

harper; calm down ally 

allison; i can't 

harper; oh please tell me you don't ship it 

allison; ...

harper; are fucking kidding me??!!!?!?

allison; lol jk i don't even know how you two would be together

stiles; prolly hot as hell

stiles; i have that effect on relationships

harper; ???

baby lydia; have you and stiles hung out at all?

harper; no

baby lydia; well you should

harper; why? 

baby lydia; i wanna see how things turn out 

stiles; i have a feeling she'd rip my throat out on the first date

harper; nah i don't hate you that much 

allison; awe s'cute 

harper; what the literal fuck al

stiles; idk maybe it wouldn't be so bad

harper; 😱😱😱

stiles; what 

harper; did you just say you'd date me???

stiles; i mean i wouldn't mind

allison; ok i ship it 

harper; stooopppp

stiles; okay, it doesn't necessarily have to be a date, but do you wanna hang out 

stiles; as friends

stiles; nothing more than friends

harper; ugh sure i guess, but when 

stiles; tomorrow

harper; but tomorrow is monday 

stiles; and?

harper; okay sure 

allison; yep, i love it