text ♡ stiles stilinski

03; best friends

saturday, april 30, 2016 11: 40 pm

stiles; heyo amigo 

harper; hiya stilinski

stiles; wow this time i actually got a hello and not and ew you get away from me

harper; well, i'm bored and i need someone to entertain me

stiles; ...

harper; you're disgusting 

stiles; lol i'm so funny

harper; no you're mentally ill

stiles; why you gotta be so rude

harper; where have i heard that before

stiles; it's a song dip shit

harper; i can't believe my eyes

stiles; what

harper; you actually made a smart ass comment

stiles; what have you done to me?

harper; i'm making you a smart ass

harper; don't worry you'll thank me later

stiles; lol why would i thank you 

harper; bc i'm making you not defenseless 

stiles; WHO SAID I'M DEFENSELESS

harper; derek, cora, peter...basically all the hales. 

stiles; well, i'm human and there freaking werewolves. ofc i'm not gonna be as defensive as they are

harper; that's why you have me. a smart ass bitch that can get you out of any situation just by being a smart ass

stiles; i have lydia for that

stiles; and i can be a smart ass on my own. i don't know if you've heard. but i'm like the king of sarcasm

harper; who's you queen? every king must have a queen 

stiles; my queen is lydia martin, however she doesn't know that 

harper; HOLY SHIT I SHIP IT 

stiles; wb me and malia 

harper; i'll admit you two we're cute

harper; why'd you break up with her tho

stiles; there was a lot going on at the time, plus i still liked lydia and i felt guilty 

harper; well even if you and lydia never become a thing and you and malia don't get back together. you'll at least have me

stiles; thanks harper. i appreciate that 

harper; unless a really hot guy comes along...then you're screwed honey

stiles; gee, thanks 

harper; i just realized something

stiles; omg what

harper; in a few minutes...ITS GONNA BE MAY 

stiles; okay????

harper; YOU DON'T GET IT 

stiles; am i supposed too? 

harper; JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

stiles; oh yeah...that!

harper; you still don't know do you?

stiles; nope

harper; how am i going to live with you?!?!!?!?

stiles; you're going to live with me??? like in my house????

harper; um no

stiles; oh i get it now. you don't know how i'm going to be you're best friend

harper; ugh you're not my best friend i've only talked to you two other times

stiles; and? 

stiles; quit denying it harper

stiles; we're bffs 

stiles; #hiles

harper; if i let you be my best friend do you promise never to say #hiles again

stiles; totally 

harper; fine, then you're my best friend