saturday, april 30, 2016 9:08 am
stiles; morning best friend
stiles; best friend?
stiles; are you dead?
stiles; bc a lot of ppl die in beacon hills
stiles; lemme see if lydia predicted your death
stiles; my wife said no
harper; you know there's a thing called sleep that ppl have to have and get grumpy when huMANS DISTURB THEM
stiles; good morning to you too
harper; why are you texting me
stiles; bc you're my best friend
stiles; plus scott is still asleep and i got bored
harper; why can't you wake him wake up from his slumber
stiles; bc that's rude
harper; i hate you
stiles; i love me
harper; how do you sleep at night
stiles; fun fact, i dont
harper; but why
stiles; bc im a horrible person
harper; tru
stiles; do you still like jackson
harper; um why
stiles; bc you used to be crazy about him
harper; do you still like lydia
stiles; duh
stiles; now answer my question
harper; ok maybe a little
harper; but it doesn't matter bc he's in london
stiles; why do so many girls like him he's a total jerk
harper; indeed, but he's probably the hottest jerk in the history of jerks
stiles; why do girls always go for looks? does personality matter to any of you?
harper; no not really
stiles; great, i'm screwed
harper; lol calm down i'm kidding stiles
stiles; what do you think lydia goes for
harper; probably looks bc she dated jackson and aiden and they weren't exactly "nice guys"
stiles; well damn
harper; but aye, you look good stiles
stiles; really?
harper; well you're not ugly
stiles; awe, you do have a heart
harper; oh shut it before i throat punch you
stiles; and there's the harper i know and...just know
harper; im hungry
stiles; me too but i can't move
harper; why
stiles; bc i don't want to wake scott up
stiles; he looks so peaceful
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stiles; see
harper; awe he looks like a cute lil mexican bean
stiles; what do i look like when i sleep
harper; a hippo
stiles; that is a compliment to all hippos
harper; ofc not ew
stiles; my picture of scott sleeping woke him up. so i shall leave you alone now. goodbye best friend.
harper; later stilinski
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Fanfictionunknown number; can you order me a pizza bc im too lazy to call domino's harper; who the fuck are you? in which a cute boy starts texting a bitchy girl hoping to be best friends all rights reserved. copyright ©2016 | drunksciles
