Jab We Met (Completed) [Unedited]

Part 27: Char Shanivar

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Tittle: Jab We Met
Author: Maisha
Username: Iluvpani_xoxo
Genre: Humor
Stauts: on going
Mature: not yet
Age: 17

Nandini and manik were sitting in the class getting held bored. Manik was keenly listening to teacher where as Nandini was giving glares to girls and girls giving back. Other were controlling their laughter..

Teacher: what is happening in the class

Nandini as usual: pata nhi sab meko ghoor rahe hai

Teacher: tumhe kyu ghoorenge sab

Nandini: Kyu ki parth samthaan mera boyfriend

Manik head snapped up and boys laugh out loud.

Teacher: what??

Nandini : subah se aakho se dekh rahi hai sab

Teacher: aakho se hi dekhte hai

Nandini: muje pata hai

Teacher: then

Nandini: are mere mani ko ghoor ghoor ke dekha rahi hai yeh ladkiya

Teacher: kon mani

Nandini: mera dhoodh wala

All burst out in laughter and manik glared 'boyfriend par kon joke maarta hai' he murmured

Teacher: tum hare dhoodh wale ko sab kyu dekhenge

Nandini: mere dhoodh wale ko nhi mere mani ko

Teacher: kon hai yeh mani

Nandini: 6 foot hai

Teacher: kon 6 foot ka

Nandini: are yeh *pointing towards manik*

Teacher's eyes widened: manik tumhe Bukhar hai yeh tumhari gf hai

All the students burst out in laughter specially girls

Nandini: aapka kehne ka matlab kya hai meri height nhi milti matlab ki yeh mera bf nhi ban sakta

Teacher: tumhare pass height bhi nhi hai aur dimag bhi nhi hai

Nandini: mere ek sawal ka jawab dedo bas

Teacher: ask anything

Nandini: washing powder nirma
Doodh sisafedi nirma se aayi rangeen kapda bhi khil khil jaye

Teacher: what??

Nandini: vocabulary check karao what aur then ke alawa kuch aata hi nhi hai

Teacher: shut up

Nandini: are mera sawal

Teacher: pucho

Nandini: nirma washing powder hai

Teacher: Haa

Nandini: dhoodh si safedi kaise milti hai

Teacher: what??

Nandini: rangeen kapda khil khil jaye colorful clothes hasenge kaise madam

Teacher: what??

Nandini looking towards god: kya bappa teacher ki vocabulary itni kharab hai... sharam aa rahi hai muje Khud par

Teacher: shut up

Nandini: par madam meine kurti pehni hai

Teacher: manik my child god bless you I feel pity for you

Nandini: pity Kyu woh women thodi na hai jo pregnant nhi ho sakti your feeling pity for him

Manik hold Nandini hand and drag him out of the class with his friends they were laughing holding their stomach..

Dhruv: Nandini your amazing

Nandini: tum sabka patch ho gaya kya

All girls blushed

Nandini: hawwww

Manik: kya hua Nandini

Manik: Manik hum chacha chachi ban sakte hai

All the couples blushed

Manik: chup baitho tum

Nandini: chalo na principal ko tang karte hai

Cabir: chalo

They went inside the canteen cabir connected his phone to college all mike

Cabir: Rule saare break karo
Jo kabhi na kiya wo karo

Dhruv: Party karne ka mood bane toh
Weekend ka na wait karo Arey common ye sabke vichar humein chahiye

Abhimanyu splashing orange Juice on everyone: Hufte mein chaar shanivaar hone chahiye
Hufte mein chaar shaniwaar hone chahiye
Shanivaar bole to Saturday
Wo bhi chaar chaar

Manik: kabhi aisa bhi ho suraj chhuti pe ho
Ghadi ke kaante mutthi mein hon
In the lambi Limo full-on masti bhi ho
Saath mein hot beauty bhi ho

Nandini standing on the table: Are speaker ka volume hazaar hona chahiye
Hufte mein char shanivar hone chahiye
Hufte mein char shanivar hone chahiye
All dance like crazy throwing food on everyone all the students joined them.

(Badshah Rap)
Cabir: Maine kaha party karo
Kehna kyun nahi maante
Jeene ke din hote hain
Bas chaar insaan ke

Abhimanyu: Shrmana aur ghabrana
Yeh dono cheeze chhod do
Rules aur dance floor
Ye dono cheeze tod do
It's Yo boy Badshah!

Dhruv: Jab ye gana bajega to
Automatically hi tu dance karega
Kaan ke niche de dunga
Jo kabhi faltu bakwaas karega
Jisne party nahi karni
They can go to hell
But your boy is in the house
Baby all is well
C'mon. All is Well!

Manik: Saal ke yaar gin 365 din
52 hi shaniwaar hai
Kar calendar ko flush
Chhod de saare rush
Din jawani ke bas char hai

Aryaman from back: Worldwide yahi prachar hona chahiye
Hufte mein char shanivar hone chahiye
Hufte mein char shanivar hone chahiye

The music was on food was thrown on everyone the principal Nandini saw principal and pulled manik by his collar and kissed him all the couples in the canteen present did the same..

THE PRINCIPAL FAINTED....

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