Boyfriend- hey babe I think we need to talk....
Girlfriend- ok... I have a joke to tell you first.
Boyfriend- this is important though...
Girlfriend- this is it... If a guy likes your shirt he likes your boobs, if he likes your pants he likes your ass and if he likes your shoes, he's gay.
Boyfriend - ... I like your shoes...
Girlfriend- OHMYGOD SCOTT!
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