It was midnight, and I decided to play my favorite game, Undertale. I started it up and I felt something strange. The loading screen was... More detailed than usual. I stared at it for a long time, and eventually I guess I drifted off.
Then I was on a pile of flowers. The ground was soft, and I heard music playing gently in the distance. Then there were voices. "Hey Tori is that another kid because I swear to god if that's another kid I will commit skeletal suicide right here right now" said somebody with a deep voice and a New York accent. "Sans I have some bad news" said a lilting, slower voice. "Tori I'm sorry for your loss in advance, here I gO" "SANS NO it's a teenager" "Wow well that's just peachy isn't it lets go talk to her"
I felt myself being dragged up, and when I looked up none other than Snas the skeleton was look int me straight in the eyeballs. Wow skeletons are actually kind of gross up close and I could see the back of his empty eye sockets, but it only took me about five seconds to forget about my unease and realize that I was being held up by a smoking hot skeleton. Wow, how is it even possible for someone so bony to be so sexy.
Toriel cleared her big ol' goat throat, bleated a little, and blushed. Apparently I had gone tomato red, and Sans practically body slammed me to the ground. By which I mean he dropped me pretty gently if I do say so myself. "Hahahha kill me I'm so depressed.. Anyway maybe we should get you out of these awful morbid ruins!! Since ya know, unless y can fly, you aren't going out the way you came in"
We walked to a while, I got out my rose gold iPhone and played candy crush for a while, Sans explained that humans are basically the weirdest thing ever and not to even question why I was completing a puzzle for no reason. He also sort of implied that Papyrus would love to meet me. In his weird, self-loathing pun-ridden way. Halfway through the trip to Snowden, I complained that I was really tired and that a piggyback ride would be pretty welcome right about now. I think my exact words were "I need a good ride" and Toriel volunteered to carry me. Obviously I was only after that bony cock so I said no, as passive-aggressively as I could. Then that hoe brought about the ultimate rage from deep within my soul.
She tried to steal my man. Grabbed his hand-bones and everything. Ooooh, she done it now. I'm gonna learn her something good.
