I woke up in my Aeropostale sheets and stroked my bleach blond hair. My best friend Tess just broke our snapchat streak. That fucking asswipe. She canceled our plans today too so I have nothing to do. I pulled out my MacBook Air, searching for something to do. I came across a video called "These Kids Must Be Stopped". I played the video because I saw some hot ass Asian dude in the thumbnail. I couldn't believe it was true. I saw the crusty toe names Jacob and I instantly fell in love with my daddy. RiceGum. I watched the rest of his videos. I came across his newest video, "These Relationships Must Be Stopped Part 2". Ugh. I wish RiceGum would lick my toes like that. I want his tiny Asian dick in my ass. I hope it looks like Carters. Will it be freshly shaved? I know it won't be dry. I have to find. I'll work with Taylor. I'm going to sneak into my parents mini van so I can go to Las Vegas with them. Don't worry. I won't be gambling. The only thing I'm going to win is RiceGum.
