Just a warning, this may get kinda weird... Enjoy! (If there is a part you don't want to read, feel free to skip).
The next day at the hotel
Minho: WAKE UP!!!
Newt: GAH! *falls off of couch*
Thomas: GAH! *falls off of bed*
Minho: get ready, shuck faces, we're going to the pool!
Thomas: YAY!...what's a pool?
Newt: a pool is like a small ocean for people to swim in but without the fish, waves, or salt water
Thomas: no salt water? So you can drink it?
Minho: *standing behind Thomas, facing Newt* *mouths to Newt* say yes
Newt: *rolls eyes* no you can't drink the pool water
Thomas: okay...
Minho: come on!!!! Let's gooooo!!!!
Newt: hold on
Thomas: yeah, hold on
Newt: *gets ready and takes a book with him*
Thomas: *wears a t-shirt and jeans*
Minho: Thomas, are you going to swim in that?!
Thomas: WAIT WE'RE SWIMMING?!
Minho: NAH BRUH
Thomas: oh okay
Minho: no I was being sarcastic. We are swimming
Thomas: okay *changes*
Minho: are you ready Thomas?
Thomas: *comes out of bathroom, dressed appropriately*
Minho: now can we go?
Newt: sure
Minho: alright!! *runs out the door*
Thomas: why are you so excited to go to the pool?
Minho: cuz that's where all the hot girls are ;)
Newt: *facepalm*
Thomas: is there food there?!
Minho: -_- no
Thomas: then what's the point in going?! I'd rather go to the buffet again
Minho: Hot. Girls.
Thomas: but I want food!
Minho: Hot. Girls.
Thomas: Food!
Minho: -_- I'm going whether you two want to or not *keeps walking*
Thomas: okay fine! I'll go!
At the pool
Thomas: Gally! What are you doing here?
Gally: what does it look like, shank? I'm swimming.
Thomas: I wanna swim! *dives headfirst into the shallow end of the pool* ow...
Gally: good job, shuck face. You dived in on the shallow side -_-
Lifeguard: excuse me, sir! Can't you read?! The sign clearly says no diving in the shallow end of the pool!
Thomas: *looks at the lifeguard* HEY MINHO! I FOUND ONE OF THE HOT GIRLS YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT!
Lifeguard: EXCUSE ME?!?
Minho: WHERE?! *looks at lifeguard* hey, gorgeous!
Lifeguard: don't make me ask you to leave
YOU ARE READING
Maze Runner Jokes
FanfictionThese are some jokes, skits, whatever you want to call them that I made up. All the characters except for Addison belong to the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. For all of you who are wondering who Addison is, make sure to check out...
