The Proposal

Chapter 1

"OOO EE OO HA HA TING TANG WALL A WALL BING BANG!" sang Shrek.

"I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU!" replied Donald Trump.

The two had agreed to this. They knew that someday this would be their wedding song, for It was perfect in so many ways. Their first date to watch 10 hours of lawn mower and 10 hours of witch doctor. The question that kept popping up though was how was Shrek going to pop the special question.

Shrek was tall, fat, and green. He had a dyed black fringe that made all the girls (and guys) go crazy. He was originally a ginger, but Shrek never thought that it suited him. When he was 14 he decided to ditch the bowl hair cut and ginger spice for something more mature. Shrek went into the barber with tons of ideas, but one keep going into his mind again. The emo fringe. It was so 2004. It was perfect. This new hair cut fit Shrek so well though. The way it swooped down his face and onto his forehead in such a delicate manner was enchanting. Shrek's blue eyes complimented the hair cut even more. He was a lady killer.

"Get out of my swamp" he would whisper in near by widows ears .

As for Donald Trump, she never liked her name so she goes by Trump. Trump is tall with more curves. She has blonde short hair with brown eyes. She was the typical, normal human being. She never felt special, but more of an outcast. That was until she met Shrek. Shrek touched her heart in so many ways. The first time they met was at Trump's high school reunion. They didn't go to high school together. He was simply a janitor. She hated social events. Everything about it made her want to go into the bathroom and just throw up. Trump was about to ditch the place until her friends Troy Bolton and Oprah showed up. Everyone knew that they were lovebirds and were someday going to get married. It made her sick.

"Why can't I get a guy" Trump sighed.

"Well you got to try. Get your head in the game. What about that guy over there?"

"The swamp janitor?"

"Why not? Ill call him over!" and that's how it began.

Jump four years later and now they have been dating for three. Troy and Oprah were planning to get married, but so were Shrek and Trump. Both of the men had no ideas how to do it though. That was until they came up with the plan to go through ideas together and made the ultimate proposal. The men knew that this would mean they would have to spend a lot of time together and sacrifice Friday nights, but the girls were worth it. If only Trump's father gave them another small loan of a million dollars for the proposal.