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sunday, 0957 pm

UNKNOWN:
I hope u know CPR, cuz u take my breath away!! ;)
UNKNOWN:
ugh that was supposed to work..
UNKNOWN:
joey????

read: 0959pm

Jasmine:
um?
Jasmine:
I'm most definitely not 'joey' but whoever he is he sure is lucky

Unknown:
'joey' is a female thank you very much
Unknown:
who are you?

Jasmine:
Jasmine, why are you still continuing to text me??

Unknown:
well Jasmine if you must know, I am Dylan and I find you very interesting :)

Jasmine:
I pretty much just told you to fuck off?? Take my advice and don't get attached to me ok?

Dylan:
you know if we don't become friends now we could end up like Michael and Dwight from The Office.. Sooooo

Jasmine:
you watch the office?? If anything you're Dwight because you seem dumb, no offense.

Dylan:
none taken.
Dylan:
aye no but seriously, friends??

Jasmine:
friends.

Dylan:
maybe friends could be our 'always'

Jasmine:
did you just
Jasmine:
you did not just friend zone me
Jasmine:
you pedo

Dylan:
MCEXUSE ME BITCH
Dylan:
I AM A 15YEAR OLD MALE

Jasmine:
and I'm Ariel.

Dylan:
heh
Dylan:
Disney princess..

Jasmine:
ok whatever, bye 15 year old male

Dylan:
goodbye

read: 1030 pm

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