# + Two Runts + # 『DISCONTINUED』

Wake Up in the Morning (and I eat dat Sausage! :P)

This morning, I instantly let my eyes open. Lance's forehead was pressed against mine, and his lips only a few mere centimeters away. It also registered that his arm was loosely intertwined with my armpits, holding my back, and his other supporting my bu...jumping up from my position caused him to bolt up, instantly alert and aware.

"What happened? Are you okay?" He came over to examine my face, cupping it in both my hands. "Are you hurt?" "I'm perfectly fine, I just..."

I folded my arms and looked away from him. "I find it disturbing when you do that.." His head tilted in confusion.

"Y'know what? Nevermind. I'm going to go eat some bread or something."

I went into the kitchen, and he instantly followed me. Once again, he was watching my every move as I took two of the croissant halves my grandma sent to me and placed it in the toaster.

I grabbed the butter from the fridge as the toaster dinged, and the loud sound caused him to wince and let out a small yelp. This made me worriedly look over to him, but when I did, he smiled and said "I-I'm fine."

Shrugging, I went back to the butter and spread it over the two separated halves of the flakey warm confection. Lance had gotten up on the counter again, and just as I was about to leave, he pulled me up with him onto his lap.

Letting out a small, yet low scream as my center of gravity changed, I blushed as he put his head in the nook of my neck and folded his arms around my stomach rolls.

He reached down over my shoulder and took a bite out of the upper half of the croissant. I handed him the lower one, which was bigger, but he shook his head and once again bit the top.

"Here, this one has more." "I know, but you should eat it! You must certainly want it more than I do." "I may want it, but I don't need it. Trust me, I have enough food in here;" patting my stomach for emphasis "to last weeks on end. Along with that is the fact that males require more nutrition than females due to their molecular structure being larger, from what I believe. So, you actually need it more than I do."

He contemplated it over in his head accompanied with a "Hmm...if I eat it, will it make you happy?"

"Yes, it will indeed make me happy." "Good; that's all I want." He snatched the bottom half with his mouth and started eating it gleefully as I nibbled at the remains of the top.

We sat there for countless moments even after we had finished. "So, what do you want to do?" He squeezed me tight, but I decided to avoid protesting it. "I'm going to give you a bath. I suppose you haven't had one in a while?"

"No, I bathed 2 days ago."

"Really? How?"

"Just how normal people do it. Rubbing water on you to get the dirt off, right?" I giggled, jumped off of him, and took his hand.

"Close, but not close enough." Leading him up the stairs to the bathroom.

(A/N: Updates! That's it! Yay for boredom! •~•

I'm starting a new series about crazy dreams I have, so you can check it out. It'll help me feel better so I can update EVERYTHING quicker!! :D)