•my best friend is a garbanzo bean
•I'm so afraid of spiders that Im not afraid to burn my house down and live in the middle of the ocean on a nasty houseboat with my stuffed giraffe.
•I have a horse which is the only thing that I ever will be responsible enough to take care of because horses are better than smelly people.
•Im Adele af. I want her to be my godmother, but if that were to happen she'd be 9 years old when I was a baby.
•I may seem like a Luke girl, but I am married to the one and only Ashton Irwin. He just doesn't know it yet. We also have a kid named Joey.
•When I was around 6, I said I wanted to be a mom when I grew up because I didn't know what I wanted to do and I still don't and I'm not very fond of babies so I'll pass on that. Thx bye
•I have a big ass mouth. I will threaten the crap out of anyone and then I'll hide in a dark closet hoping the don't find me.
•I'm only writing these because I have homework to do hahahaha
•peace
•love
•don't vote for Donald Trump
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Jk the Sequel
Non-FictionI'm sure you'd like to hear about the irrelevant crap I endure on the daily adventures of life.